aka Why I Should Star in The Jace Hall Video Game Music video
I know that I am certainly not tall, sleek and good looking. I had been dealt a stockier hand. Also I know that when you’re tall, sleek and handsome, like Jace Hall is, and you also posses your own production business, a nice 3-wheelie automobile and your personal online-video-game-centric-soon-to-be-network-TV-show, that you’re going to be endowed with all the possibility to have plenty of excitement and get to work with several crazy-cool folks.
Gamers certainly will make an appearance. Hollywood stars who enjoy video games and are looking for an opportunity to defeat Jace Hall at The Nintendo Wii tennis are likely to pop by too. All that may be great and yes it makes for excellent online watching. My beef is only this: The Jace Hall Show just isn’t Fair to me and I should star in it. I want to be the one having fun. I want that three-wheelie car. It is my time to shine.
Our life is not fair, everybody knows it. But I shouldn’t have to be reminded of it each time I tune in to a program I enjoy like TJHS. I enjoy having the newest video game tv reports and witnessing some actual behind-the-scenes kind of stuff, getting the earliest peek of what’s coming down the gaming pipeline– but for sure, it doesn’t need to be Jace Hall doing it at all times, right? What about a guest host every now and then at a minimum? I know just what a Wii is. I’ve heard about Duke Nukem. (I really believe he was our 42nd president.)
The show is pretty great. And speaking of great, let me run a number of names past you. Kelly Hu. Olivia Munn. Kattee Freakin’ Sackhoff! Each one of those women are clever and funny—oh, and incredibly hot. All of them have been guests on The Jace Hall Show. Not one of them, however, found time to return any of my letters.
Certainly maybe Jace has got the chops to be a charming on-air character and knows his shizzle in terms of games… However I… you know… I have a set of Q-Bert Boxers. And this really should count for some thing.
I mean… it’s simply not fair, right? I work hard. I have Nintendo-itis in each thumbs still Too Tall Hall gets to prance around Hollywood with the a veritable cornucopia of babedom and I just have to wallow in it observing. Oh the humanity.
I just believe, as Season 3 gears up for production, Jace Hall video game show must understand that must he ever need to take the day off… or at least reveal some pointers with those stockier and less smoothified—I am all ears. Maybe he could at least ditch that intern and allow me to pal about with him for a bit. I am not above being maced. It wouldn’t be the first time.
